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doctorfvckingwho:

caseymeeks:

chrisgriswold:

hellotailor:

doctorfvckingwho:

the awkward moment where you’re not sure if it’s a twelfth doctor quote or a malcolm tucker quote

:(((

Doctor Who: A show for bad people.

They are trying to write Tom Baker sass but instead just made the Doctor an asshole.

the even more awkward moment when people don’t realize it is actually a malcolm tucker quote

uncensoredhijabii:

kingjaffejoffer:


Husain Abdullah received an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty for praying on Monday. [Yahoo]

This is probably going to be a big deal tomorrow. The NFL can’t do anything right this year. 

it is a big deal, how many times has tebow kneeled down? Has he ever been penalized? No. Bullshit. Then they have the audacity to be calling it excessive celebration, screw the NFL. Let a white Christian male kneel down and protect his ass, create a movement and call it tebowing, but once a Black Muslim Male does it, it’s flagged. IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL IT’S NO LONGER INVOLVING A WHITE CHRISTIAN MALE BUT RATHER A BLACK MUSLIM. LOAD OF B.S.

uncensoredhijabii:

kingjaffejoffer:

Husain Abdullah received an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty for praying on Monday. [Yahoo]

This is probably going to be a big deal tomorrow. The NFL can’t do anything right this year.

it is a big deal, how many times has tebow kneeled down? Has he ever been penalized? No. Bullshit. Then they have the audacity to be calling it excessive celebration, screw the NFL. Let a white Christian male kneel down and protect his ass, create a movement and call it tebowing, but once a Black Muslim Male does it, it’s flagged. IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL IT’S NO LONGER INVOLVING A WHITE CHRISTIAN MALE BUT RATHER A BLACK MUSLIM. LOAD OF B.S.

regisfiliaaa:

Got ‘em, coach!

regisfiliaaa:

Got ‘em, coach!

aye-aye-rontron:

Gets me every time.

aye-aye-rontron:

Gets me every time.

russellcampot:

partyvictim:

It’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.

Extremely important

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

cielplease:

daintyvillain:

friendlyaxolotl:

comic about how I’ve been feeling recently

If any of my followers are feeling like this, message me. We can talk :)

hello friends this is a symptom of depression.

This is so on point

bonebulgekiller:

pother:

celestialtoxophilite:

pootles:

i guess i have a headcanon that karkat has always needed glasses but he couldnt go to the alternian equivalent of an optometrist or any other kind of doctor because they would have killed him so karkats human friends get him glasses eventually???
karkat

That is an ADORABLE headcanon.

What if he typed in caps just so he could see what he was writing better

and he was angry a lot too because he couldn’t see for shit sigh

bonebulgekiller:

pother:

celestialtoxophilite:

pootles:

i guess i have a headcanon that karkat has always needed glasses but he couldnt go to the alternian equivalent of an optometrist or any other kind of doctor because they would have killed him so karkats human friends get him glasses eventually???

karkat

That is an ADORABLE headcanon.

What if he typed in caps just so he could see what he was writing better

and he was angry a lot too because he couldn’t see for shit sigh

richwhitelesbian:

i used to work at an ice cream thing and people would come in with DQ coupons and i was like “this isnt dairy queen” and theyd get mad and ask to talk to my manager who also told them it wasnt dairy queen

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

dropkickedmurphys:

glassesblu:

Somebody draw this please


I DID IT

dropkickedmurphys:

glassesblu:

Somebody draw this please

I DID IT

fly-like-a-mermaid:

burn-it-down-28:

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit

Team I can’t, I have rehearsal

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.